Get up off your seat, out on the floor
The Cougar Shuffle is about to roar
Any time, any place, anywhere, any weather
Never have a better chance to shake your tail feather
To the right, to the right, to the right, to the right
To the left, to the left, to the left, to the left
Kick right, kick left, kick right, kick left
Three-quarter turn and here we go
Don’t care what they say, need a roll in the hay
And baby, you look so fine
Flat bellied cutie, with a George Strait booty
And I’m a Cougar in her prime
Let’s see how you dance
See how you kiss
See how you hold me tight
Maybe later, I can grade your paper
And we can share the night
You could be my cowboy
I could be your cowgirl
Take the turnpike into Tulsa
For a whiskey and a whirl
Find ourselves a motel, with a coozie in the tub
Then, maybe after lovin,’ I can give your feet a rub
Hey Big Puma, you’ll be comin’ sooner or later to my lair
Saw you eyein’ my cleavage, while I checked your package
Let’s play truth or dare
Must confess, my leopard dress fits me kind of loose
‘Cause I want you for my cowboy
I can be your cowgirl
Take the toll road into Tulsa, for a whiskey and a whirl
Find ourselves a motel, with a coozie in the tub
Maybe after lovin,’ I can give your feet a rub
Beefcake Daddy, you can drive my Caddy, or anything else I got
I’ll pay the tab. You call a cab
Meet me in the parking lot
‘Cause I want you for my cowboy
I can be your cowgirl
Take the toll road into Tulsa, for a whiskey and a whirl
Find ourselves a motel, with a coozie in the tub
Then, maybe after lovin,’ I can give your feet a rub