It’s tough being single, I’ve forgot to mingle,
But that’s how the cookie crumbs fall
My matches are free on e-harmony.
Answering my cattle call
Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo
Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo
Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo
Answering my cattle call
My bio on MySpace is launched into cyber space
Seeking the Belle of the Ball
Is the queen of the prom on the next dot com?
Answering my cattle call
Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo
Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo
Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo
Answering the cattle call
I thought that I’d found one a Church of Christ dot com
But she failed to make her parole
So I’m surfing the net a pent house dot pet
Oh who’ll win my heart and soul?
Is she at her computer now seeking a suitor
And likes the picture of me
At the wheel of my NASCAR, a budding young superstar
Starting all over at 40, at 50, at 60 something
Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo
Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo
Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo
Answering my cattle call
I was swapping some email with a white Russian female
Who is a doctor, lawyer, and nurse
But on further review, she bid me adue
When she found out I was driving a hearse
This texting and faxing can sometimes be taxing
In search of ever-lasting love
Cullin the keepers from losers and weepers
Oh who’ll be my turtle dove?
Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo
Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo
Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo
Answering my cattle call
Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo
Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo
Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo, Moo
Answering my cattle call