I got clean sheets and it’s Saturday night
Got a good man gonna treat him right
Crockpot’s cookin’ up some jambalaya
I got clean sheets and it’s Saturday night

No more need for clubin’, lookin’ for some lovin’
Struttin’ like a prairie grouse
Posturin’ & prancin’, same ol matin’ dancin’
Got every thing a girl could need, here at the house

Got Dr Peppers chillin’, A hubby who is willlin’
To snuggle up and squeeze me tight
Just livin’ the dream, if you know what I mean
Clean sheets and Saturday night

Me and my honey, don’t need a lot of money
The best things in life are free
Like church on Sunday mornin’, sunshine after stormin’
And everything we need to see on free TV

So put some logs on the fire, get the flames flickin’ higher
Then snuggle up and squeeze your darlin tight
You’ll be livin’ the dream, if you know what I mean
Clean sheets and Saturday night

We’ll get the grand kids fed, bathed and off to bed,
Then it’s clean sheets and Saturday night.

Narrative:

Hey handsome, why don’t you stomp out of those Dickie overalls and slide on under my Bed Bath and Beyond 600 count California King Caprock cotton sheets

Did you take your blue bomber baby? Oooh… I guess you did my oh my you are some show dog, aren’t you, I oughta put a USDA Prime Beef stamp on that hind quarter. Mmm mmm climb on in here show dog and pop my Dr Peppers for me. Oh Lord a mercy, mm mmm, I think the circus is indeed back in town

Wait a minute darlin’ think I hear the baby cryin’. It’s ok baby, Mimi’s comin’, hold that thought darlin’. Bless its heart, Mimi’s comin’ baby, Bless its heart