Get my soul patrol rollin’
Woke up Sunday morning
Saw that she was gone
Guess she found that dirty text
On the inbox of my phone
Got the cell phone blues
Since she’s been gone
Know what it looked like
But I never ever, done her wrong
I Got the cell phone blues
Got the cell phone blues
Like Tiger Woods
Just like Tiger
Got the cell phone blues
Got the cell phone blues
Like Tiger Woods
Just like Tiger
She got into my b-ness
Now my baby’s gone for good
I can’t help what she sent me
She’s was a long, long time ago
Girl you knew when you met me
I’d been to a rodeo a time or two
Or three or four
She got into my b-ness
Then she sashayed out the door
I Got the cell phone blues
(Echo) Got the cell phone blues
Like Tiger Woods
Just like Tiger
I Got the cell phone blues
Got the cell phone blues
Like Tiger Woods
Just like Tiger
She got into my b-ness
Now my baby’s gone for good
Guess that me and Tiger are plum outta’ luck
At least she didn’t take a nine iron to my truck
I Got the cell phone blues
Got the cell phone blues
Like Tiger Woods
Just like Tiger
And every time I see her picture
On the freezer door of my refrigerator
I gotta’ think of all the love we made together
Baby, baby please come home
My heart has started healin’
But my soul’s not over you
Baby, baby, baby got the cell phone blues
Cell phone blues
Lawd a mercy
What? Do I think Tiger’s goin’ to heaven? Sure I do. Why? Cause the Lord gives extra points for not sinin’ when you could have. Only ten? Shoot Tiger turned down ten times more than that. You and I will never see that bro. Who hadn’t been to a rodeo and a mutton bustin’ too? Shoot hadn’t everybody? Especially if thinkin’ bout it is as bad as doing it. I mean he was just trying to get outta’ dodge and get his rest. He’d done takin’ his medication. Then his baby’s momma done got up in his grill swingin’ that nine iron. He was trying to retreat. Messed that poor boy’s back up forever.
Lawd a mercy, bless his heart, what happen to forgiveness in this country? And who died and left you in charge anyway?